If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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