what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
this just has baby written all over it
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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