dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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