Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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