these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
