Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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