I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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