ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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