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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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