Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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