There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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