so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
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