i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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