Having a random hookup so left but love u
You surviving the open bar?
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I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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