every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
So many bounce houses so little time
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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