this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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