i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I wish i was in the wii world.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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