I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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