Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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