That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I need to sanitize my soul.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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