Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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