Say something about gay babies.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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