so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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