I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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