this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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