Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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