my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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