That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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