Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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