Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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