and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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