I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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