Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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