Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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