i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
