I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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