Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Just cropdusted the office
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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