My first STD was from a foam party
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Randomize
