this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
My pussy is not your playground.
this boner is exhausting
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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