just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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