I have demons in me.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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