we're blogging at a bar
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
we made out on top of his cat.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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