4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Randomize
