ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
