ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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