butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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