Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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