windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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