The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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