Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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