I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
