Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I am mentally ready for anal.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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