Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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