You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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