Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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